Monday, October 5, 2009

AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

I just received this in an email and thought it was too cute not to share!!!



'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

5 comments:

Cybercliper said...

LOL, that is too cute!!!

Cecile said...

That was funny!!! I will give you that!!!
OMG!!!
Hope you had a great weekend and have a wonderful tomorrow!

Barbara said...

LMAO!!

Armenia said...

ROFLMAO!!!! That was too cute. I have to show this to DH. He's from a family of altar boys. :)

Cherry D said...

LOL!!!

 
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